THE UNIVERSE
IS THE COOLEST THING
YES
every time that someone says
________ stole my ovaries
I imagine that celebrity
in their house
with a wall with little jars
full of ovaries
and then someone knocks on their door
and they open it and it’s the postman
and he goes “ovary delivery from ____!”
and the celebrity goes “AH YES MY COLLECTION IS GROWING”
THIS PICTURE^
SHIT AAAAA






